Psycho Dairy Farm: About us

About us

Now some of you may be wondering how this whole e-greeting thing began.

Well let me explain...

A few years ago my buddy Wiggles and I were moseying around the meadow when we realized there had to more to life than just "swattin' flies, chewin cud, and rollin' around in the mud all day!"

We wanted to branch out; express ourselves, give something back to this great big beautiful world. We tried a number of things... our own Food Network for instance... but the world wasn't ready for our freshly baked homemade cowpies.

We started an on-line Dating Service... but they all turned out to be such pigs. Our Hair Club kinda worked but we were only able to grow hair on cheese and there's really not a big market for hair cheese.

Then one day it hit us. We'll grow e-greetings... And everyone was happy!

Psycho Staff

Psycho Staff
	Bootsie the Cow (CEO) Bootsie is a hormonally imbalanced yet very "worldly wise" cow. Her Hormones are a bit out of whack due to all the "hormone enhancements" she'd been fed early on. Besides running the farm and overseeing the daily chores of running a small e-greeting card business, Bootsie enjoys practicing her late evening moon jumps with her best buddy Wiggles the pig.
	Wiggles the Pig (Vice President of Tech Support) Wiggles loves to roll in the mud and quote lines from his favorite movies. Recently, on a very special segment of "OPRAH", Wiggles was reunited with his long lost girlfriend Doreen, who is now just a bag of "Mister Jingles Pork Rinds". Wiggles was deeply moved and felt that now he could finally move on with his life.
	Chickles the Chicken (General "Billing" Manager) Hatched above a secret burial ground of dead cabaret singers Chickles is "cursed" with an almost Turrets-like impulse to sing show tunes, Chickles also enjoys ranting on about lifes most perplexing problems ("Why are we here? What is our purpose? How many eggs do we REALLY need?!") Neurotic and somewhat frazzled Chickles enthusiasm helps keep both the farm and e-greeting business on its creative toes.
	Stephen Brian Phillips (Founder/cartoonist-writer/farmhand) At the age of 4, Stephen watched his father perform in Broadway musical comedies from a backstage point of view. From then on, he was never satisfied with looking at life from obvious angles. In 1987, Stephen began a career writing and illustrating his own cartoons. Inspired by the "day to day" lives of New Yorkers, Stephen found the inspiration for two of his most popular creations, "PMS ATTACKS/MELINDA" and " PSYCHO DAIRY FARM". These themes and others, were successfully licensed and featured at StephenBrianPhillips.com Stephen reminds us that most of our problems are not "life threatening "and could certainly use a good laugh.
	Krista Kat (web designer/ milk churner/butter maker) A Bachelor of Fine Arts in Film and Television, Krista brings 14 years of creative corporate design, layout and print experience from consulting and business companies. Krista has a strong understanding of incorporating functional elements such as HTML, Photoshop, and PowerPoint. Websites include: Spazzoid.com, Chain Industries, Angels With Attitude, to name just a few. Although "lactose intolerant" Krista has perfected the fine art of milk churning and now makes an excellent steroid-free cottage cheese that she can tolerate.
	Max Rossin (Web programmer/ egg tester) MAX ROSSIN is a professional web developer. In his spare time Max is working with Chickles on developing a computerized chicken that lays pre-scrambled-low cholesterol eggs.